I was really holding out for a sequel to Big Trouble in Little China. I mean you can’t leave a solid movie like that on a cliffhanger. I wonder if that monster in the end had anything to do with his death? No, way! Come to think of it Jack Burton would beat the shit out of that thing. Now they’re going to have to replace his role with some Kurt Russell lookalike like Jeff Bridges or Matthew Modine. Or Better yet Daniel m-o-t-h-e-r f-u-c-k-i-ng Stern should do it! That guy looks just like Kurt Russell. According to IMDB, Stern was a body double for all of Russell’s sex scenes in Captain Ron.
I wonder how Tango feels about this?
You Were Loved,
P.S. Remember Executive Decision, that shit was balling!