George Foreman of Subway & Meineke Fame, Dead at 67

I don’t what George, George, and Little George are going to do now that they’ve lost their Meineke connection. Who’s going to run out and Foreman Grill there Subway Sandwiches? I know Jared’s not going to do it, he’s a selfish bastard who I hear is doing side work for Quizno’s. 

Remember when Foreman got his ear bit off by Eric Butterbean on that Showtime fight night special? I remember my twin brothers ordered it and we were so psyched to hear that Butterbean was so determined to win, that he said something top the effect that he would eat Foreman’s kids and Foreman was like, “I’d like to see you fit little Georgette in your mouth”. 

Boy am I going to miss those infomercials. 

-Your Were Loved