The medical examiner said that it had something to do with the experimental makeup she had been using ever since her lay off from the Drew Carey Show. According to close friend and confidante Rosie Perez, the two would constantly dabble in Ruby Reds, Magentas, and Topaz shaded lipsticks, but it was the Emerald Green eye shadow that finally ended her career in experimental cosmetic testing. Drew Carey could not be reached for a comment as he reportedly likes to keep his hands clean, ever since his incident at the Chattanooga Burgerthon & Pie Eating Festival, but Ted Dibiase her partner of 18 years did have this to say:
“When I first laid eyes on that rainbow of a woman, I knew that I had my match. At the time I had been wearing a whole heck of a lot of spangled green suits, and large Marge top hots sprinkled in all types of glitter; I was simply mesmerized. I couldn’t take my eyes off the creature. We’d been together ever since. “
Despite Kinney’s long and storied theater career she will forever be remember for her work on Law & Order. This is a sad day for television. Damn Mimi.
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